Best review ever!

[tacuma]

So this morning I got an anonymous review on fanfiction.net, from a girl/guy who called herself/himself Punk Rock Kitsune. She or he wrote this:

You demented freak **, go sit in a corner and whine abt yr pathetic life that
nobody cares about. Cause u can't write yr way outta paperbag. And pay
attention on yr garmar and spellings freak. ANd listen well, cause I'll just
say this once, U can't write. U can never write. U are a loser and sadly, u
will always be one. Now go kill yrself, jump off a cliff or something and take
yr pathetic family with u.

Seriously laughed my ass off XD

Comments

[psiten]

Wow.

To use an old 90s colloquialism, that person's got issues.

[icey-nya.livejournal.com]

O__O

The... hell...?

[exiles-diary.livejournal.com]

There is someone very evious of your writing, it seems.
Really - what's got your family to do with the way how you write?
It's good you laughed your ass of, because something like that just can't be taken seriously.

*hugs* I still love your writing XD

[moehoshi.livejournal.com]

LOL, I think you're not the only who received that comment. XD My friend and I were talking earlier about this certain fanfic and she told me that it got a really horrible review from someone whose username includes 'Punk'. I think that's the same review that fanfic got.

Somebody is trolling FFnet authors. o.o

[tsundelenxkaho.livejournal.com]

lol wut? You copy-pasted this right? Coz seriously his/her writing is lol

a troll most probably?

[ayantiel.livejournal.com]

Irony upon irony xD

And for the record; you're awesome, a marvellous writer and yes you are a demented freak but I love you for it <3

[lovefujitez.livejournal.com]

WOW. harsh! That is really sad for a person to have time to waste and anonymously leave such mean comments. Probably freak can't write too and overwhelmingly jealous of your awesomeness!
LOLs...glad you found humor over it...that's all you could do with mindless shit like that!

Gomen...still working on the piece you sent me...my papers are killing me but I should finish this weekend.

[fleuraelis.livejournal.com]

Irony. I hope the person's trying to be funny. And I know I haven't really read your longfics because somehow I can't find the time to orz orz but I really enjoyed reading your short fics and you can write, dammit, and I don't know what this reviewer's talking about.

Troll? I hope troll because his/her "spellings" and "garmar" makes me wince.

What's wrong with demented freaks? I say ableist!

[willeke4439.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that that's sorta hilarious. XDD; Looks like someone was bored and copy/pasted the same thing to every random fanfic they came across. ^^; They probably didn't even read any of it. Someone who types like that probably can't even read very well... ^^;

[tezzino.livejournal.com]

......

LOL.

The most fail flame I've seen for a long time. XD

[midori-lover.livejournal.com]

Psssh oh trolls~ XD