Best review ever!

[tacuma]

So this morning I got an anonymous review on fanfiction.net, from a girl/guy who called herself/himself Punk Rock Kitsune. She or he wrote this:

You demented freak **, go sit in a corner and whine abt yr pathetic life that
nobody cares about. Cause u can't write yr way outta paperbag. And pay
attention on yr garmar and spellings freak. ANd listen well, cause I'll just
say this once, U can't write. U can never write. U are a loser and sadly, u
will always be one. Now go kill yrself, jump off a cliff or something and take
yr pathetic family with u.

Seriously laughed my ass off XD

Comments

[psiten]

Wow.

To use an old 90s colloquialism, that person's got issues.

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kinda sad, ne?

[icey-nya.livejournal.com]

O__O

The... hell...?

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Haha, my thoughts exactly! XD

[exiles-diary.livejournal.com]

There is someone very evious of your writing, it seems.
Really - what's got your family to do with the way how you write?
It's good you laughed your ass of, because something like that just can't be taken seriously.

*hugs* I still love your writing XD

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Haha, could be! My family has nothing to do with my writing, they don't even know I write! Why bother to bring them into this? XD I could only laugh, something this stupid just cannot be taken seriously XD

*hugs back* Thank you!!

[moehoshi.livejournal.com]

LOL, I think you're not the only who received that comment. XD My friend and I were talking earlier about this certain fanfic and she told me that it got a really horrible review from someone whose username includes 'Punk'. I think that's the same review that fanfic got.

Somebody is trolling FFnet authors. o.o

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Haha, thought so XD Someone must be really bored. Well, at least I really enjoyed myself. I mean, can anybody takes this seriously? If you wanna be evil and write such things at least make it so that we will believe you really hate it! XD

Omg, you icon ~<3

[tsundelenxkaho.livejournal.com]

lol wut? You copy-pasted this right? Coz seriously his/her writing is lol

a troll most probably?

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

I copy-pasted this. I thought it might be a troll indeed, but I'm not too sure. Because when someone says your grammar and spelling sucks you expect them to be perfect at it, right?

[tsundelenxkaho.livejournal.com]

exactly. that's why I call it's troll XD

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Seems more people had this kind of review, so a sad person is indeed trolling

[ayantiel.livejournal.com]

Irony upon irony xD

And for the record; you're awesome, a marvellous writer and yes you are a demented freak but I love you for it <3

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Right? XD

Thank you, darling! Some people just don't understand us demented freaks. They just can't see what wonderful, interesting and brilliant people we really are! XD

[ayantiel.livejournal.com]

What boring lives they must lead... pitiful xD

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I rather be an idiot

[lovefujitez.livejournal.com]

WOW. harsh! That is really sad for a person to have time to waste and anonymously leave such mean comments. Probably freak can't write too and overwhelmingly jealous of your awesomeness!
LOLs...glad you found humor over it...that's all you could do with mindless shit like that!

Gomen...still working on the piece you sent me...my papers are killing me but I should finish this weekend.

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sad ne? If your only pleasure is to write those things to others then you're kinda....pathetic XD;;

That is fine, take your time!

[fleuraelis.livejournal.com]

Irony. I hope the person's trying to be funny. And I know I haven't really read your longfics because somehow I can't find the time to orz orz but I really enjoyed reading your short fics and you can write, dammit, and I don't know what this reviewer's talking about.

Troll? I hope troll because his/her "spellings" and "garmar" makes me wince.

What's wrong with demented freaks? I say ableist!

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

It's a troll indeed, so I'm not too bothered by it. I know a lot of people enjoy my stories and that is more important than anything, even if this would be a real/serious review!

I don't know what's wrong with them, I think they're fun XD

[willeke4439.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that that's sorta hilarious. XDD; Looks like someone was bored and copy/pasted the same thing to every random fanfic they came across. ^^; They probably didn't even read any of it. Someone who types like that probably can't even read very well... ^^;

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Yeah, how bored must you be to do something like that? I mean, I have like 100 things to do that are more interesting than that! But they indeed don't read anything, just trolling people with the same message. But it's still kinda fun to read XD;

[tezzino.livejournal.com]

......

LOL.

The most fail flame I've seen for a long time. XD

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Right? XD It's such a sad flame that I couldn't take it seriously XD

[midori-lover.livejournal.com]

Psssh oh trolls~ XD

[tacuma811.livejournal.com]

Gotta laugh about them, ne?